THIS WEEK

Jan 18 · 6:00 PM
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Ice Cream of Margie (With the Light Blue Hair)
Season 18 · Episode 7

When Homer loses his job at the plant, he takes over the ice cream truck business; Marge battles her depression by making sculptures from popsicle sticks.

Jan 18 · 6:30 PM
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The Haw-Hawed Couple
Season 18 · Episode 8

Marge forces Bart to attend Nelson's birthday party after he persuades his friends not to go, and they become best friends.

Jan 18 · 7:00 PM
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Kill Gil, Vol. 1 & 2
Season 18 · Episode 9

Homer gets into a brawl at a holiday ice-skating show; Gil accidentally gives away a gift meant for his boss's daughter.

Jan 18 · 7:30 PM
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Little Big Girl
Season 18 · Episode 12

Lisa is chosen to represent the school at City Hall after embellishing her heritage as an American Indian for a school project; Bart gets a driver's license.

Jan 18 · 8:00 PM
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Springfield Up
Season 18 · Episode 13

An eccentric documentary filmmaker (guest voice Eric Idle) chronicles the growth and development of Springfield; Homer tries out odd jobs in search of success.

Jan 18 · 8:30 PM
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Rome-Old and Juli-Eh
Season 18 · Episode 15

When Homer stops paying his nursing home, Grampa moves in with Selma; Bart and Lisa con a delivery man into giving them cardboard boxes.

Jan 18 · 9:00 PM
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Homerazzi
Season 18 · Episode 16

A candle on Homer's birthday cake starts a fire; Homer joins the paparazzi after accidentally capturing a celebrity dating scandal in a photograph.

Jan 18 · 9:30 PM
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Marge Gamer
Season 18 · Episode 17

When Marge starts using the Internet, she joins a popular role-playing fantasy game; Homer volunteers to referee Lisa's soccer game.

Jan 18 · 10:00 PM
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Crook and Ladder
Season 18 · Episode 19

Maggie causes destruction in the house after Marge throws away her pacifier; Homer becomes a volunteer firefighter.

Jan 18 · 10:30 PM
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Stop or My Dog Will Shoot
Season 18 · Episode 20

After rescuing Homer when he is lost in a cornfield maze, Santa's Little Helper goes to police-dog academy.

Jan 18 · 11:00 PM
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24 Minutes
Season 18 · Episode 21

Counter Truancy Unit agents Jack Bauer and Chloe O'Brian help Bart and Lisa stop bullies from releasing a stink bomb.

Jan 18 · 11:30 PM
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You Kent Always Say What You Want
Season 18 · Episode 22

Ned wages an anti-indecency campaign against Kent Brockman.

Jan 19 · 12:00 AM
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Krusty Gets Kancelled
Season 4 · Episode 22

Bart and Lisa organize a celebrity-studded comeback special for an out-of-work Krusty the Clown.

Jan 19 · 12:30 AM
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Homer's Barbershop Quartet
Season 5 · Episode 1

Homer recounts his trials and tribulations as a member of a barbershop quartet.

Jan 19 · 1:00 AM
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Cape Feare
Season 5 · Episode 2

"Sideshow Bob" returns to Springfield for revenge against Bart for exposing his murder plot.

Jan 19 · 1:30 AM
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Homer Goes to College
Season 5 · Episode 3

Homer is forced back into college after he fails a competency test at the power plant.

Jan 19 · 6:00 PM
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He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs
Season 19 · Episode 1

After a trip on Mr. Burns' private plane, Homer enlists the aid of a life coach (guest voice Stephen Colbert) to help him find a job that allows him to use a corporate jet.

Jan 19 · 6:30 PM
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Homer of Seville
Season 19 · Episode 2

After Homer injures himself in a fall, he develops a talent as an opera singer.

Jan 19 · 7:00 PM
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Midnight Towboy
Season 19 · Episode 3

Marge undergoes a counseling program that helps parents raise their children to be independent at an early age; Homer becomes a tow-truck driver.

Jan 19 · 7:30 PM
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I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings
Season 19 · Episode 4

Caught in a bank robbery, Marge convinces the criminal (guest voice Steve Buscemi) to turn himself in by promising to visit him in jail.

Jan 19 · 8:00 PM
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Treehouse of Horror XVIII
Season 19 · Episode 5

Homer, living a double life as a secret agent, must kill Kent Brockman; Bart and Lisa help Kodos reconnect with his home planet; Flanders decides to spook Springfield's children.

Jan 19 · 8:30 PM
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Little Orphan Millie
Season 19 · Episode 6

Milhouse starts to act like a man when he thinks his parents died at sea; Homer cannot remember the color of Marge's eyes.

Jan 20 · 12:00 AM
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Rosebud
Season 5 · Episode 4

On his birthday, Mr. Burns longs for his favorite childhood toy.

Jan 20 · 12:30 AM
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Marge on the Lam
Season 5 · Episode 6

Marge and her new neighbor have a girls' night out and end up on the wrong side of the law.

Jan 20 · 1:00 AM
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Bart's Inner Child
Season 5 · Episode 7

Homer and Marge take Bart to a self-help seminar to alter his rebellious behavior.

Jan 20 · 1:30 AM
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Boy-Scoutz 'N the Hood
Season 5 · Episode 8

Bart and Homer go on a father-son rafting trip and end up hopelessly adrift at sea.

Jan 21 · 12:00 AM
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The Last Temptation of Homer
Season 5 · Episode 9

Homer's marriage to Marge is tested when a beer-guzzling, doughnut-eating female arrives at the plant.

Jan 21 · 12:30 AM
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$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)
Season 5 · Episode 10

Springfield legalizes gambling; Burns opens a casino; Marge becomes a gambling addict.

Jan 21 · 1:00 AM
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Homer the Vigilante
Season 5 · Episode 11

Fed up with Springfield's finest, Homer forms a vigilante group to catch a cat burglar.

Jan 21 · 1:30 AM
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Bart Gets Famous
Season 5 · Episode 12

Bart stumbles into stardom when he lands a walk-on role on the "Krusty the Clown Show.".

Jan 21 · 5:00 PM
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Lisa's Pony
Season 3 · Episode 8

Homer's guilt prompts him to fulfill Lisa's dream of owning a pony.

Jan 21 · 5:30 PM
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Lisa's First Word
Season 4 · Episode 10

While teaching Maggie to talk, the Simpsons reminisce about Lisa's first word.

Jan 21 · 6:00 PM
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Treehouse of Horror VI
Season 7 · Episode 6

Advertising statues attack Springfield; the school janitor terrorizes children in their sleep; Homer creates a black hole.

Jan 21 · 6:30 PM
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Kill the Alligator and Run
Season 11 · Episode 19

In Florida, Homer gets swept up in spring break revelry and accidentally runs over a legendary swamp alligator.

Jan 21 · 7:00 PM
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Half-Decent Proposal
Season 13 · Episode 10

Marge's wealthy ex-boyfriend offers Homer $1 million for a weeklong tryst with her.

Jan 21 · 7:30 PM
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The Girl Who Slept Too Little
Season 17 · Episode 2

When a graveyard is relocated to the lot next to the Simpsons, Lisa has nightmares that prevent her from sleeping.

Jan 22 · 12:00 AM
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Homer and Apu
Season 5 · Episode 13

Homer and Apu travel to the Himalayas to find Kwik-E-Mart headquarters and get Apu's job back.

Jan 22 · 12:30 AM
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Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy
Season 5 · Episode 14

Lisa files a sexual discrimination suit against a doll manufacturer.

Jan 22 · 1:00 AM
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Deep Space Homer
Season 5 · Episode 15

Barney and Homer compete to become the first average American in space.

Jan 22 · 1:30 AM
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Homer Loves Flanders
Season 5 · Episode 16

Homer decides to become Flanders' new best friend after attending a football game with him.

Jan 22 · 6:00 PM
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Husbands and Knives
Season 19 · Episode 7

A friendly comic-book buff (guest voice Jack Black) treats Bart, Lisa and Milhouse like royalty; Marge launches a gym for ordinary women.

Jan 22 · 6:30 PM
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Funeral for a Fiend
Season 19 · Episode 8

TV commercials influence the Simpsons to go to a rib restaurant where Sideshow Bob (guest voice Kelsey Grammer) is waiting in an elaborate hoax to lure them to their doom.

Jan 22 · 7:00 PM
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Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind
Season 19 · Episode 9

When a potent drink erases the last 24 hours of his memory, Homer seeks help to try to piece together the events that led to his family being gone.

Jan 22 · 7:30 PM
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E. Pluribus Wiggum
Season 19 · Episode 10

Homer destroys Springfield's fast-food district; Mayor Quimby decides to have an early election.

Jan 22 · 8:00 PM
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Love, Springfieldian Style
Season 19 · Episode 12

To celebrate Valentine's Day, Homer takes Marge to the tunnel of love at a carnival, but when Bart pulls a prank they become hopelessly stranded; Homer tries to cheer Marge up by telling her a love story.

Jan 22 · 8:30 PM
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The Debarted
Season 19 · Episode 13

Bart suspects that one of his friends is a rat when his seemingly fool-proof pranks start to backfire; Homer grows very attached to the fancy loaner car he gets after Marge damages their vehicle in an accident.

Jan 22 · 9:00 PM
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Dial `N' for Nerder
Season 19 · Episode 14

Marge hires a nutritionist, who puts Homer on a diet, but Homer decides to sneak in snacks on the side; the prank Bart and Lisa play on Martin Prince goes terribly wrong.

Jan 22 · 9:30 PM
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Smoke on the Daughter
Season 19 · Episode 15

Lisa persuades Marge to pursue her childhood dream of becoming a ballerina by auditioning for a ballet academy; Homer shows Bart his secret room where he manufactures beef jerky.

Jan 22 · 10:00 PM
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Papa Don't Leech
Season 19 · Episode 16

When Mayor Quimby realizes the city of Springfield has gone broke, Lisa goes through the town's financial records and discovers millions in uncollected city taxes; Marge reluctantly allows a fugitive to stay with the family.

Jan 22 · 10:30 PM
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Apocalypse Cow
Season 19 · Episode 17

Bart tries to save a cow from the slaughterhouse; Homer and Marge devise a plan to stop Bart from getting married.

Jan 22 · 11:00 PM
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Any Given Sundance
Season 19 · Episode 18

When Lisa enters a documentary about her family in the Sundance Film Festival, Homer, Marge and Bart are embarrassed by the candid look at their lives.

Jan 22 · 11:30 PM
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Mona Leaves-a
Season 19 · Episode 19

When Homer's mother dies unexpectedly, he decides to fulfill her final wishes by scattering her ashes over Lake Watershed at Springfield Monument Park.

Jan 23 · 12:00 AM
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Bart Gets an Elephant
Season 5 · Episode 17

Bart chooses a full-grown elephant as his prize when he wins a radio contest.

Jan 23 · 12:30 AM
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Burns' Heir
Season 5 · Episode 18

After experiencing a close call, Mr. Burns realizes he has no heir and holds auditions to select one.

Jan 23 · 1:00 AM
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Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song
Season 5 · Episode 19

Bart's pranks get Principal Skinner fired; Flanders is the replacement.

Jan 23 · 1:30 AM
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The Boy Who Knew Too Much
Season 5 · Episode 20

Bart faces a difficult decision when he witnesses a crime while playing hooky.