Marge orders a futuristic home; a tarot-reading Gypsy curses Homer; Bart and Lisa attend a school of magic.
Bart is tethered to Homer as punishment for stealing a police cruiser.
When Moe renovates his tavern, Homer opens a bar in his garage so that the old gang has a place to fit in.
Homer is hired to write the blurbs found inside Chinese fortune cookies, and one of his cookies leads to love for Mr. Burns. Guest voice of Julia Louis-Dreyfus.
Homer regresses to his childhood and relives long-buried memories. Guest voices of Paul Newman and Judith Owen.
Disenchanted by the blatant commercialism at church, Lisa becomes a Buddhist but can't resist celebrating Christmas.
Grampa comes to Homer's rescue after he admits he had a previous marriage.
When Springfield gets the name "fattest town on Earth," Marge puts the family on a diet.
Silenced by a broken jawbone, Homer becomes a good listener and fosters family harmony.
Marge's wealthy ex-boyfriend offers Homer $1 million for a weeklong tryst with her.
When wealthy Greta Wolfcastle (guest voice Reese Witherspoon) develops a crush on Bart, her father, Ranier, gives Bart's family the royal treatment.
Bart and Lisa try to help an old cowboy actor (guest voice Dennis Weaver), who yearns to reclaim his past fame, by booking him on Krusty's show.
Grandpa tries to impress an attractive new woman (guest voice Olympia Dukakis) at the nursing home by showing off his driving skills.
Lisa suggests that Homer read aloud from a children's book that he got out of the library when Bart was born.
The family travels to Rio de Janeiro to see Lisa's sponsored orphan.
Homer uses medicinal marijuana to relieve pain from eye injuries he suffered when he was attacked by crows.
Friends, family and occasional enemies gather to roast Homer, recalling escapades and entanglements over the years.
Inspired by Stan Lee of Marvel Comics, Bart creates an animated series based on his life with a character named "Angry Dad.".
Homer catches Apu cheating on his wife in the Kwik-E-Mart, she finds out and files for divorce.
Lisa befriends college girls who are unaware of her age; Bart must live in a bubble after being bitten by a Chinese mosquito.
Homer's sentence for threatening an endangered caterpillar is the care of an old woman, but she dies, and the new judgment is death by electric chair.