In order to compete with ambitious friends, the Griffins decide to climb Mount Everest.
When the Griffins are selected to have their TV-watching habits monitored, Peter hatches a scheme to control the airwaves.
Brian learns that Carter Pewterschmidt's company is keeping the cure for cancer from the public in order to drive up profits; Quagmire reveals a secret.
When Brian accidentally causes Stewie's time machine to make reality run in reverse, the two must fix the problem before Stewie is unborn.
The cast and crew celebrate the show's 200th episode with a behind-the-scenes look at the series.
When the criminal who put Joe in the wheelchair becomes a fugitive, Quagmire, Joe and Peter try to hunt him down.
Peter tries to keep up with Lois as she goes through a midlife crisis; Stewie brings home a turtle from the park.
When Meg learns her crush is gay and interested in Chris, she uses her brother to get closer to him.
Peter shares his version of the Nativity story at Christmastime.
When the Griffins try to pick Chris up from space camp, they find themselves accidentally launched into space and reliant on Chris to get them home.
Brian loses confidence when he learns that Stewie has written a better play than he.
During a visit to Harvard, Quagmire accidentally marries a prostitute; in an attempt to get out of his marriage, Quagmire pretends that Peter is his lover.
On Valentine's Day, Meg goes on a date with a guy she met online, and Lois and Pete stay in bed all day; Brian is visited by his ex-girlfriends.
When Meg catches Chris stealing money from Lois' purse, she makes him do her chores; Chris, tired of the pact with Meg, runs away to live with Herbert; Stewie and Brian become obsessed with singer Anne Murray.
When Lois gets a job at an adults-only phone line to earn extra money, she takes a call from Peter.
Mayor West becomes the prime suspect when a murder occurs at his mansion.
When Peter resurfaces after being in a plane crash and lost in the wilderness for two months, his family must find a way to bring him back from his animal-like state.
When teddy bear Rupert is recalled, Stewie is determined to get his best friend back; when Peter is sick and can't compete in a bowling tournament, Lois fills in for him.
Peter and the guys try to save The Drunken Clam from being closed after the bar's owner dies; Meg gets a job at a funeral home.
The Griffins move to a farm, where Peter starts a drug business.
Stewie's time machine malfunctions when he and Brian use it to travel to Las Vegas for a Bette Midler concert.