Brian becomes the top dog at a local police department, where his nose gets him into trouble. Voices of Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green and Mila Kunis. Guest voices: Haley Joel Osment, Patrick Warburton and Leif Garrett.
A down-and-out Brian takes a job directing a porno flick to impress the Griffins. Voices of Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green and Mila Kunis. Guest voices: Jenna Jameson, Ron Jeremy and Ray Liotta.
Peter's company sends him to Washington, D.C., to give a speech on the benefits of smoking cigarettes.
Peter's favorite bar, the Drunken Clam, is turned into a British-style pub after being razed by a hurricane.
Peter joins a gun club to compensate for his lack of physical assets; Meg becomes the target of the "cool" gang's wrath.
Peter is inexplicably struck by lightning after he skips out on his anniversary date with Lois in order to play golf with his buddies.
Lois becomes a black belt while working out the aggression she feels toward the tourists who flock to Quahog during autumn.
Meg agrees to kiss her nerdy news partner only to discover that the kiss has been broadcast around the world; Stewie teaches the neighborhood bully a lesson.
Peter joins a traveling Renaissance fair and is forced to defend his family's honor in a duel with the infamous Black Knight.
When Peter puts everything he owns on the line to buy a fishing boat, he must hunt down a famous man-eating fish to recoup his losses.
Stewie vows to keep his parents from procreating when they decide to have another baby, and he finally shrinks himself down to microscopic size in order to destroy all of Peter's sperm.
The Griffins enter the witness protection program and relocate to a small Southern town after Chris identifies a convenience-store thief in a police lineup.
Brian impregnates the Pewterschmidts' dog and then sues for custody of the puppies.
Chris discovers that he has a black ancestor in a genealogy book and embraces African-American culture.
When Joe fails to keep up with a thief, Peter volunteers to train him for a decathlon; Stewie, Meg and Brian fight over $26.
The Griffins spend Christmas Eve at the mall after Peter accidentally gives away all of the family's presents.
After drowning his loneliness in alcohol, Brian is charged with drunken driving, and a judge sentences him to care for a cranky elderly woman.
Stewie gets the acting bug and enters the Quahog School of Performing Arts; Peter saves a nudist from the ocean.
When Peter meets one of Lois' ex-boyfriends, he is jealous and antagonizes her by going on a date with Jennifer Love Hewitt.
Brian and Stewie stow away on a flight to Europe but end up stranded in Saudi Arabia. Guest voices include Andy Dick, Jon Favreau and Gene Simmons.
The Griffins are little, Peter finds a genie's lamp and the Griffins have superpowers in three stories inspired by viewer mail. Guest voices include Adam West, Patrick Warburton and Alex Trebek.
After a visit from a Jewish man, Peter tries to convert Chris.