Streaming Info: Season 3
The Thin White Line
Brian becomes the top dog at a local police department, where his nose gets him into trouble. Voices of Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green and Mila Kunis. Guest voices: Haley Joel Osment, Patrick Warburton and Leif Garrett.
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Brian Does Hollywood
A down-and-out Brian takes a job directing a porno flick to impress the Griffins. Voices of Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green and Mila Kunis. Guest voices: Jenna Jameson, Ron Jeremy and Ray Liotta.
Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington
Peter's company sends him to Washington, D.C., to give a speech on the benefits of smoking cigarettes.
One if by Clam, Two if by Sea
Peter's favorite bar, the Drunken Clam, is turned into a British-style pub after being razed by a hurricane.
And the Wiener Is ...
Peter joins a gun club to compensate for his lack of physical assets; Meg becomes the target of the "cool" gang's wrath.
Death Lives
Peter is inexplicably struck by lightning after he skips out on his anniversary date with Lois in order to play golf with his buddies.
Lethal Weapons
Lois becomes a black belt while working out the aggression she feels toward the tourists who flock to Quahog during autumn.
The Kiss Seen 'Round the World
Meg agrees to kiss her nerdy news partner only to discover that the kiss has been broadcast around the world; Stewie teaches the neighborhood bully a lesson.
Mr. Saturday Knight
Peter joins a traveling Renaissance fair and is forced to defend his family's honor in a duel with the infamous Black Knight.
Fish Out of Water
When Peter puts everything he owns on the line to buy a fishing boat, he must hunt down a famous man-eating fish to recoup his losses.
Emission Impossible
Stewie vows to keep his parents from procreating when they decide to have another baby, and he finally shrinks himself down to microscopic size in order to destroy all of Peter's sperm.
To Love and Die in Dixie
The Griffins enter the witness protection program and relocate to a small Southern town after Chris identifies a convenience-store thief in a police lineup.
Screwed the Pooch
Brian impregnates the Pewterschmidts' dog and then sues for custody of the puppies.
Peter Griffin: Husband, Father ... Brother?
Chris discovers that he has a black ancestor in a genealogy book and embraces African-American culture.
Ready, Willing and Disabled
When Joe fails to keep up with a thief, Peter volunteers to train him for a decathlon; Stewie, Meg and Brian fight over $26.
A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas
The Griffins spend Christmas Eve at the mall after Peter accidentally gives away all of the family's presents.
Brian Wallows and Peter Swallows
After drowning his loneliness in alcohol, Brian is charged with drunken driving, and a judge sentences him to care for a cranky elderly woman.
From Method to Madness
Stewie gets the acting bug and enters the Quahog School of Performing Arts; Peter saves a nudist from the ocean.
Stuck Together, Torn Apart
When Peter meets one of Lois' ex-boyfriends, he is jealous and antagonizes her by going on a date with Jennifer Love Hewitt.
Road to Europe
Brian and Stewie stow away on a flight to Europe but end up stranded in Saudi Arabia. Guest voices include Andy Dick, Jon Favreau and Gene Simmons.
Family Guy Viewer Mail No. 1
The Griffins are little, Peter finds a genie's lamp and the Griffins have superpowers in three stories inspired by viewer mail. Guest voices include Adam West, Patrick Warburton and Alex Trebek.
When You Wish Upon a Weinstein
After a visit from a Jewish man, Peter tries to convert Chris.
