During Peter and Lois' second honeymoon, Peter impersonates Mel Gibson and they stay in his suite, where they find a copy of "Passion of the Christ 2."
When Chris' favorite teacher wins the lottery and quits, Brian substitutes, but he is moved to another class, where he teaches troubled kids to aspire to low-level jobs.
When Peter becomes jealous of his friends' achievements, he decides to break a Guinness record so that he will be remembered after he dies.
When Meg is rejected by a cute boy at school, she is devastated until Lois takes her to the mall for a makeover.
When Peter hears screams coming from Cleveland and Loretta's house, he tries to help but discovers Loretta in a compromising position.
After winning at Trivial Pursuit, Peter claims to be a genius, so Brian asks him to take an IQ test to prove it.
When "The Bachelorette" comes to Quahog, Brian is chosen to be a contestant; Chris gets a horrible case of acne.
When Peter runs up a tab at the local pharmacy, the only way out of paying the bill is to sell Meg to the owner's son, Neil, who has been stalking her for months.
When Lois steals from the grocery store, she becomes addicted to the adrenaline rush and goes on a thieving spree that lands her in jail.
Lois fulfils a dream by becoming a model, but the glamorous world goes to her head.
Brian's new relationship with Meg's teacher puts a strain on his friendship with Peter, so Peter finds a new friend, James Woods.
Choppy waters leave the guys stranded on a desert island during a fishing trip.
Chris runs away to South America to avoid being hazed as part of a high-school ritual.
Peter broadcasts a television station out of the Griffin home.
After writing a story for a local magazine, Brian gets a job at The New Yorker.
Stewie steps up his efforts to kill Lois, who orders Peter to spend more time with him.
Lois learns she has a brother she has never met (Robert Downey Jr.), so she brings him home from a mental institution to live with her family.
When Peter's dad visits the Griffins, he tries to impose his religious beliefs on the family.
A near-death experience lands Brian in the hospital but infuses him with a new passion for life.
At his high school reunion, Peter pretends to be a millionaire, but the truth comes out when he meets Tom Brady and loses all self-control.
When Peter goes on a TV game show and wins a maid for a week, Quagmire is smitten with her and ends up popping the question.
After a pregnancy scare, Peter reluctantly agrees to get a vasectomy.
When Meg lands an internship with Mayor West, Brian argues that he is corrupt; a local talent show brings Peter and Lois back to their folk-singing days.
After reading an erotic novel, Peter decides to write one of his own and gets Carter to publish it.
Brian becomes a crazed activist when Mayor West bans gay marriage after Jasper announces he wants to marry his partner at the Griffin home.
Peter discovers an American Indian burial ground in the backyard; Stewie gets sucked into the television.
The Griffins get robbed; Peter narrates a chain of events in world history that explains the Griffin name.
Stewie gets homicidal during swimming lessons; Stewie takes up drinking.
Stewie travels to San Francisco in search of his real father; Lois and Peter try to play matchmaker.
After a competitive swimming lesson, Stewie tries to destroy his rival by blowing up the lifeguard tower, but his plan backfires, and he has a near-death experience.