Brian tries to take it slow when he meets the girl of his dreams, but when Cleveland sweeps her off her feet, Brian vows to do whatever it takes to win her back.
When Peter searches every record store in Quahog for his favorite song, he runs into a familiar face and wants everyone to know he is friends with Jesus.
Brian and Stewie try to bring Mort back after he accidentally steps into a time machine, but things go from bad to worse when the three discover they are in Poland on the day of the Nazi invasion.
When Peter wins a year of unlimited gas, the Griffins go on a road trip to the Grand Canyon, but one of their own gets left behind.
After watching "Jackass," Peter and the guys film their own pranks; after Brian gets hurt, the family worries he is getting too old; Peter brings another dog home.
Peter's boss, Angela (Carrie Fisher), sends him back to the third grade so he can meet the requirements for a promotion; Brian, Stewie and Frank Sinatra Jr. open a club in Quahog.
Bonnie gives birth to a baby girl named Susie; Joe borrows money from a bookie to pay for Bonnie's medical bills.
Peter takes part in medical experiments to make some extra money.
Peter cashes in an old raffle ticket and wins a golf outing with O.J. Simpson.
Lois gets a job at Fox News but is fired when her expose on a liberal filmmaker implicates a conservative radio host.
The Griffin family heads to the annual "Star Trek" convention, but Stewie gets angry when he can't ask his favorite cast members a question, so he builds a transporter and beams the cast to his bedroom.
Brian launches a campaign to legalize marijuana after his arrest for drug possession.
Stewie starts hitting the gym with Peter after Joe's infant daughter beats him; Chris starts to date a popular girl at school and realizes that popularity is like physics.
Brian is distraught when he discovers that Jillian (Drew Barrymore) is getting married.
Peter imagines his friends and family in three of Stephen King's most-famous works.
A psychic reveals that Peter had a past life in the 17th century as Griffin Peterson, a gentleman who lived in the newly founded colony of Quahog.