Bob tries to drum up some business; Louise starts a rumor that results in a visit from the health department.
Linda's mother visits; Bob gets stuck in a wall while trying to repair a leak in the roof.
Bob is furious when a documentary filmmaker tries to makes a statement by placing a live cow outside the restaurant.
Tina joins a martial arts class after developing a crush on the instructor; Bob decides to take matters into his own hands when Tina shirks her responsibilities at the restaurant.
An interruption alters the direction of the musical-murder-mystery dinner that Linda and the kids are staging at the restaurant.
Tina desperately wants to get her first kiss at her 13th birthday party, but a series of unlucky events threatens her plans.
Linda tries to take advantage of tourist traffic by opening a bed and breakfast.
When Linda's sister hangs her paintings in the restaurant, Bob is forced to deal with the city's art council.
Louise feels alienated when Bob and Gene start watching spaghetti westerns; Tina fights her way through a conflict-resolution program.
Bob's landlord tells him Jimmy Pesto wants to take over his lease to expand his gift shop, forcing the Belcher family to scramble to save the restaurant.
Bob and his family spend the weekend with Mort the mortician while work is done on the restaurant; Linda and Bob double date with Mort and a female mortician (Amy Sedaris).
When a storm cancels Lobsterfest, Bob is happy to serve the would-be attendees; the kids decide to try lobster.
Bob befriends his favorite baseball player when the pitcher starts playing for the local team; the dark side of minor league baseball threatens to corrupt the Belchers.