Bob, Linda and the kids brave river rapids, squirrels and separation while on a camping adventure.
The kids' Halloween adventure goes awry when Louise's friend Millie takes them hostage.
Linda's attempt to spice up date night by signing up for flying lessons backfires when Bob refuses to go with her and she ends up the target of a charming pilot.
When Bob gets a job cooking at a frat house, he and the brothers find themselves in the middle of a prank war; the kids hatch a plan to invade the frat house.
Bob discovers his carefully prepared turkey was put in the toilet in an act of Thanksgiving sabotage.
Linda reunites her old band to perform at her high school reunion; a woman who had a crush on Bob in high school attempts to impress him.
Bob becomes a substitute home economics teacher at Tina's school and creates a restaurant in the classroom.
The Belchers spend Christmas Eve running from a candy cane-shaped truck; Teddy gets stuck in the Santa trap.
Linda plans a surprise slumber party for Louise, much to her dismay; Louise tries to make the girls go home; Linda becomes infatuated some raccoons that are getting into the restaurant's dumpster.
In order to get closer to Jimmy Jr., Tina becomes a magician's assistant; Bob becomes the victim of a curse.
The Belchers hire a documentary filmmaker and a former football star to help them film a commercial.
Bob and Linda learn that their kids' essays about their fantasy versions of the school are considered offensive and too creative.
Tina isn't invited to a classmate's bat mitzvah but ends up at the event anyway when her family is hired to cater.
When Bob and Linda plan a romantic getaway at a burger convention, they ask Teddy to watch the kids; Teddy tries to put Tina's crush in his place.
When the Belchers go on a train trip, Gene, Louise and Tina are seated in a separate car; Linda and Bob indulge in a wine-tasting.
After predicting a telemarketer's call at the restaurant, Linda and the kids believe she's psychic.
Tina attends a convention based on an animated show about ponies and finds that many of the fans are middle-aged men; when Tina is tricked out of her rare pony toy, Bob goes under cover to get it back.
When Gene, Louise and Tina discover a valuable whale by-product on the beach, Louise tries to cheat her siblings out of the profit; Bob and Linda deal with their unstable landlord.
When she learns she has a cavity, Louise runs away from the dentist's office and seeks refuge at Aunt Gail's (Megan Mullally) house.
When Tina is unable to speak after falling and biting her tongue during a cheerleading audition, Louise offers to be her translator.
Motivated by the promise of a beachside burger restaurant, Bob helps Felix (Zach Galifianakis) talk Mr. Fischoeder (Kevin Kline) into selling Wonder Wharf.