Gene decides to stage an underground performance of his "Die Hard"-inspired musical, triggering a feud when he decides to schedule for the same night as Courtney's school sanctioned show.
Tina starts a romance with a spirit thought to be living in the Belchers' basement.
When Bob learns his burgers contributed to Teddy's bad health, he signs up for a stuntman boot camp with his friend; the kids make an ice rink in the freezer.
While Bob boycotts Thanksgiving, Linda and the kids spend the day at the First Annual Fischoeder Turk-tacular Turkey Town Festival; a wild bird attack leads to mayhem.
When Bob enters a burger contest, he discovers his distinguishing ingredient is missing; the kids try to help their dad.
At Bob's father's Christmas party, he and Bob rehash an old argument; the kids compete to get the best gift for Bob.
Tina goes under cover in her old Thundergirls troop to find who is giving away cookie secrets; Linda dyes her hair.
Tina gets Gene and Louise to help ensure she gets a big hall-monitor promotion; Linda adorns the walls of the restaurant with napkins decorated by customers.
Gene, Tina and Louise are excited about joining a go kart league; Bob helps Teddy discretely serve his home-brewed beer.
In order to become a member of the community garden, Bob must give Louise's enemy a job at the restaurant.
Tina and Darryl team up to win the Cupid's Couple contest; Linda plans a week of Valentine's Day activities for her and Bob.
Tina and Louise volunteer to run Jimmy Junior's campaign in order to keep Millie from winning; Bob becomes obsessed with a $300 knife.
When Linda's sister, Gayle (Megan Mullally), comes to the restaurant in tears because her date was canceled, the kids compete to be her companion for the evening.
When Bob's automatic helicopter falls apart, he battles the manufacturer to get a refund; Tina gets help preparing for her oral book report.
Linda is disappointed by Bob's idea of romance; when the school's chinchilla, which Linda was supposed to be watching, escapes, a wild chase ensues.
The kids try to escape Saturday detention so they can attend the Cotton Candy Festival; Bob and Linda suspect a young girl of scamming them.
Gene starts a band -- only to be kicked out, and ends up vowing to never play the Casio again; Linda has a terrible rash.
When Bob sends Linda out of the house to give him more time to work on her birthday surprise, she goes missing.
When a terrible storm strands the Belchers in Craggy Neck, they must take shelter with the mysterious owner of a large beach house.
When Bob and Louise meet Hawk, the star of their favorite monster series, they decide to mastermind a father-daughter reunion.