The tipsy comedy returns to finish Season 6 with a summer run of fresh episodes, starting with "Derek Waters' Believe It or Not," which revisits some of history's oddest incidents. Doug Jones narrates the saga of Lawn Chair Larry Walters (Colin Hanks), who soared into the sky via balloons on a chair. Jennie Pierson offers a slurry story that involves the battle between a mother (Sara Rue) and a courtroom prosecutor (Taran Killam) over an exhumation. Steve Agee also appears.
Callie (Maia Mitchell) is forced to decide what in her life is worth fighting for as the outcome of the Jamal Thompson case is decided in the Season 2 premiere, "Percussions." Meanwhile, Mariana (Cierra Ramirez) impetuously leaps into a new relationship, only to stumble almost immediately into a situation she is totally unprepared to face. Elsewhere, Alice (Sherry Cola) tries to win Joey (Daisy Eagan) back, while Davia (Emma Hunton) comes to the aid of Dennis (Josh Pence).
The veteran CBS News man closes out the first half of his seventh season with Canadian actor, composer, singer, comedian and multi-instrumentalist Paul Shaffer, who is best known for his longtime professional association with David Letterman. The two enjoyed an easy and spontaneous rapport, with Shaffer serving as music director and sidekick through Letterman's late-night career on NBC and CBS.
The Cody boys are thrown by Smurf's increasingly unnerving behavior; J realizes he needs to set his own plans into motion if he wants to lead the family; Deran gets disturbing news from an old friend; Pope struggles to resist Angela's advances.
Determined to be an example to her children, Blanca launches a business venture with unexpected results; Ricky's travels have unpredicted consequences for his relationship with Damon; Elektra shocks the ballroom community with a bold move.
A new episode called "The Ghost Train of Sierra Perdida" finds Danny and Lexi (Matt Barr, Sofia Pernas) pursuing a clue that leads them into the mountains of Spain. They're searching for a lost train car that may have been transporting the sarcophagus of Cleopatra at the time of its disappearance. When Lexi unexpectedly encounters antiquities dealer Simon Hardwick (James Callis), he has some new information on the Brotherhood of Serapis for her.
The first three seasons of this quirky sitcom have followed Nate Parker (Jason Jones) and his family on the lam from various authorities seeking to interrogate them (at the very least). As Season 4 opens tonight, however, they're running after someone: teenage daughter Delilah (Ashley Gerasimovich), who has split, sick of their fugitive life. Natalie Zea also stars.
College student Beca (Anna Kendrick) knows she does not want to be part of a clique, but thats exactly where she finds herself after arriving at her new school. Thrust in among mean gals, nice gals and just plain weird gals, Beca finds that the only thing they have in common is how well they sing together. She takes the women of the group out of their comfort zone of traditional arrangements and into a world of amazing harmonic combinations in a fight to the top of college music competitions.
To his friends and loved ones, young Jack Ryan (Chris Pine) appears to be an ordinary executive; however, he has secretly worked for the CIA for years. Ryan was originally brought in to crunch global data, but when he uncovers a carefully planned scheme to crash the U.S. economy and spark global chaos, he becomes the only man with the skills to stop it. Now a full operative, Ryan finds himself caught between his secretive handler, his clueless fiancee and a brilliant Russian leader.
When the kingdoms most-wanted bandit, Flynn Rider (Zachary Levi), hides in a convenient tower, he immediately becomes a captive of Rapunzel (Mandy Moore), the spires longtime resident. Crowned with 70 feet of magical golden hair, she has been locked away for years and desperately wants freedom. The feisty teenager strikes a deal with Flynn, and together they begin a whirlwind adventure.
Christian Wolff (Ben Affleck) is a mathematics savant with more affinity for numbers than people. Using a small-town CPA office as a cover, he makes his living as a freelance accountant for dangerous criminal organizations. With a Treasury agent (J.K. Simmons) hot on his heels, Christian takes on a state-of-the-art robotics company as a legitimate client. As Wolff gets closer to the truth about a discrepancy that involves millions of dollars, the body count starts to rise.
Sworn to preserve intergalactic order, the Green Lantern Corps has existed for centuries. Its newest recruit, Hal Jordan (Ryan Reynolds), is the first human to join the ranks. The Green Lanterns have little regard for humans, who have thus far been unable to harness the powers of the ring each member wears. But Jordan, a gifted and cocky test pilot, may be the corps only hope when a new enemy called Parallax threatens the universal balance of power.
When a young woman is killed by a shark while skinny-dipping near the New England tourist town of Amity Island, police chief Martin Brody (Roy Scheider) wants to close the beaches, but mayor Larry Vaughn (Murray Hamilton) overrules him, fearing that the loss of tourist revenue will cripple the town. Ichthyologist Matt Hooper (Richard Dreyfuss) and grizzled ship captain Quint (Robert Shaw) offer to help Brody capture the killer beast, and the trio engage in an epic battle of man vs. nature.
Now that Chris (Daniel Kaluuya) and his girlfriend, Rose (Allison Williams), have reached the meet-the-parents milestone of dating, she invites him for a weekend getaway upstate with Missy and Dean. At first, Chris reads the familys overly accommodating behavior as nervous attempts to deal with their daughters interracial relationship, but as the weekend progresses, a series of increasingly disturbing discoveries lead him to a truth that he never could have imagined.
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
FXM, 6:45PM ET
Capt. Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp) arrives at Port Royal in the Caribbean without a ship or crew. His timing is inopportune, however, because later that evening the town is besieged by a pirate ship. The pirates kidnap the governors daughter, Elizabeth (Keira Knightley), whos in possession of a valuable coin that is linked to a curse that has transformed the pirates into the undead. A gallant blacksmith (Orlando Bloom) in love with Elizabeth allies with Sparrow in pursuit of the pirates.
Faced with deportation to her native Canada, high-powered book editor Margaret Tate (Sandra Bullock) says shes engaged to marry Andrew Paxton (Ryan Reynolds), her hapless assistant. Andrew agrees to the charade, but imposes a few conditions of his own, including flying to Alaska to meet his eccentric family. With a suspicious immigration official always lurking nearby, Margaret and Andrew must stick to their wedding plan despite numerous mishaps.
When an inner-city Detroit foster mother (Fionnula Flanagan) is murdered in a botched holdup, four of her now-grown adopted children suspect it was no random killing. Rising musician Jack (Garrett Hedlund), former-Marine Angel (Tyrese Gibson), hotheaded hockey player Bobby (Mark Wahlberg) and settled-down husband and father Jeremiah (Andr&195;&169; Benjamin) go on the hunt for neighborhood criminal kingpin Victor Sweet (Chiwetel Ejiofor) while being trailed themselves by the local beat cops.