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Saturday Night Live
NBC, 10:00PM ET
A summer of political developments undoubtedly filled the coffers of this show's writers and performers -- and though "Weekend Update" got a primetime run, it's business for real as the late-night staple debuts its 43rd season. Ryan Gosling, whose movie "Blade Runner 2049" is about to open, returns as guest host -- with Jay-Z, riding high on the success of his album "4:44," as the musical guest. Alec Baldwin is expected to return as President Donald Trump.
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Crikey! It's the Irwins
ANIMAL, 8:00PM ET
Carrying three baby kangaroos and an emu, the Irwins caravan into the Australian Outback to release the animals on Mourachan, their giant wildlife conservation property; plans shift when they discover more animals in need of rescue along the way.
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Love & Marriage: Huntsville
OWN, 9:00PM ET
Over Kimmi's understandably strong reservations, Maurice moves ahead with his dubious plans to move Kiuwha and Monster to Huntsville in the new episode "Babies, Birthdays and Unfinished Business." Already emotional from the effects of her pregnancy, Melody finds herself entertaining the prospect of divorce. LaTisha has her hands full trying to juggle the tricky family dynamics of her mother and husband.
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Central Intelligence
TBS, 4:45PM ET
Bullied as a teen for being overweight, Bob Stone (Dwayne Johnson) shows up to his high school reunion looking fit and muscular. While there, he finds Calvin Joyner (Kevin Hart), a fast-talking accountant who misses his glory days as a popular athlete. Stone is now a lethal CIA agent who needs Calvins number skills to help him save the compromised U.S. spy satellite system. Together, the former classmates encounter shootouts, espionage and double-crosses while trying to prevent worldwide chaos.
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A Nightmare on Elm Street
SYFY, 6:00PM ET
In Wes Cravens classic slasher film, several Midwestern teenagers fall prey to Freddy Krueger (Robert Englund), a disfigured midnight mangler who preys on the teenagers in their dreams -- which, in turn, kills them in reality. After investigating the phenomenon, Nancy (Heather Langenkamp) begins to suspect that a dark secret kept by her and her friends parents may be the key to unraveling the mystery, but can Nancy and her boyfriend Glen (Johnny Depp) solve the puzzle before its too late?
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Night at the Museum
FXM, 6:35PM ET
A night watchman (Ben Stiller) at a museum of natural history makes a startling discovery: Thanks to the unleashing of an ancient Egyptian curse, the museums animals, birds, bugs and other exhibits spring to life after the building closes, and former President Teddy Roosevelt (Robin Williams) is among those the hapless guard encounters.
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The Skeleton Key
STZE, 7:44PM ET
Caroline Ellis (Kate Hudson), a good-natured nurse living in New Orleans, quits her job at a hospice to work for Violet Devereaux (Gena Rowlands), an elderly woman whose husband, Ben (John Hurt), is in poor health following a stroke. When Caroline begins to explore the couples rundown Bayou mansion, she discovers strange artifacts and learns the house has a mysterious past. As she continues to investigate, she realizes that Violet is keeping a sinister secret about the cause of Bens illness.
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Ghostbusters
FREEFORM, 7:55PM ET
After the members of a team of scientists (Harold Ramis, Dan Aykroyd, Bill Murray) lose their cushy positions at a university in New York City, they decide to become "ghostbusters" to wage a high-tech battle with the supernatural for money. They stumble upon a gateway to another dimension, a doorway that will release evil upon the city. The Ghostbusters must now save New York from complete destruction.
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50 First Dates
COMEDY, 8:00PM ET
Playboy vet Henry sets his heart on romancing Lucy, but she has short-term memory loss; she cant remember anything that happened the day before. So every morning, Henry has to woo her again. Her friends and family are very protective, and Henry must convince them that hes in it for love.
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The Princess Diaries
CMT, 9:00PM ET
Shy San Francisco teenager Mia Thermopolis (Anne Hathaway) is thrown for a loop when, from out of the blue, she learns the astonishing news that shes a real-life princess! As the heir apparent to the crown of the small European principality of Genovia, Mia begins a comical journey toward the throne when her strict and formidable grandmother, Queen Clarisse Renaldi (Julie Andrews), shows up to give her "princess lessons."
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Wedding Crashers
COMEDY, 10:00PM ET
Jeremy (Vince Vaughn) and John (Owen Wilson) are divorce mediators who spend their free time crashing wedding receptions. For the irrepressible duo, there are few better ways to drink for free and bed vulnerable women. So when Secretary of the Treasury William Cleary (Christopher Walken) announces the wedding of his daughter, the pair make it their mission to crash the high-profile event. But their game hits a bump in the road when John locks eyes with bridesmaid Claire (Rachel McAdams).
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The Goonies
PARMT, 10:30PM ET
When two brothers find out they might lose their house they are desperate to find a way to keep their home. They find a treasure map and bring some friends along to find it. They are all out looking for the "X" and trying to get away from a group of bad guys who also want the treasure.
